One of the risks with sending out direct marketing letters is that you are going to piss people off. You shouldn’t take these people to seriously or feel bad that you pissed them off though. This is because I can guarantee that they were pissed off way before getting your letter. Sometimes they will call you up to tell to say that you are the scum of the earth and sometimes they will write you a letter like this one…
You wondering what it was written on like I did?
That’s right! it’s a paper grocery bag…Outstanding!! I’m still chuckling about this reply even a week after receiving it. I’m almost thinking that the person made it sound over the top hillbilly to have some fun with us. Either way it is a classic.
What are some of the funny responses you’ve gotten?
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